Malachite Is A Jerk (Kitsuneology) (SP Parody)

(I'll actually be making a comic with this later on when I get the chance, but for now, here's the lyrics. And yes, it IS in fact based off the South Park song "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch" and yes indeed there are other creatures in other realms in the Kitsuneology series)

Sakura:
You guys, this is all Malachite's fault!

Malachite:
Be quiet, Sakura!

Sakura:
She's the one who tried to start another genocide just like in 1999 all because she's a big stupid sexist jer-

Malachite:
Don't say it Sakura!

Sakura:
WEEELLLLLL-

Malachite:
Don't do it Sakura!

Sakura:
WEEEELLLLL-

Malachite:
I'm warning you!

Sakura:
Okay, okay. *walks off*

Malachite:
I'm getting pretty sick of her calling me a je-

Sakura:
*runs back in* WEEEELLLLL!
*while dancing* Malachite's a jerk, she's a big fat jerk, she's the biggest jerk in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid jerk
If there ever was a jerk
She's a jerk to all the vixens and reynards!

Malachite:
Shut your snout this instant, you insolent kit!

Sakura:
On Monday she's a jerk,
On Tuesday she's a jerk,
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a jerk,
And just to be different on Sunday she's a King Kong Kahmeyah jeeark!

C'mon, you all know the words!

Everyone in the room (except Malachite):
Have you ever met Malachite?
Sh's the biggest jerk in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol jerk and she has stupid fur
She's a jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk

Jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk, she's a stupid jerk (Whoa!)
She's the biggest jerk in the whole wide world
Malachite is a jerk
And she's just a dirty jerk! (Jerk!)

Sakura:
Talk to everyone in the other realms and it'll go like this!

[Humans singing]
[Phoenixes singing]
[Manticores singing]
[Dragons singing]

Everyone in the room (except Malachite):
Have you ever met Malachite?
Sh's the biggest jerk in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol jerk and she has stupid fur
She's a jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk

*everyone gasps upon seeing Malachite grow larger and tower over Sakura with an angry look on her face*

Sakura:
Jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk
She's a stupid jerk!

Butch:
Uhh, Sakura?

Sakura:
Malachite is a jerk
And she's such a dirty jerk!

I really mean it, Malachite,
She's a big fat stupid jerrrrrk!
Big ol' stupid sexist jerk, Malachite!
*jazz hands (jazz paws?)* Yeahhh, Chaaa!

*cue everyone in the room (except for Sakura and Malachite) shocked speechless*

Sakura:
What?
*turns around*
...I regret nothing. Just so you know.